Have you ever spent time with a person you really like but notice that every time you come home after hanging out with that jabroni, you feel like a doctor just told you have prostate cancer?
Just being in their presence zapped your joy. Hearing them talk is like reading an obituary. So much melodrama and toxicity.
Be careful! You might be in the presence of an ENERGY SUCKING VAMPIRE.
The energy sucking vampire (ESV © for short) is a miserable person cosplaying as your friend or lover but their true purpose is to feed on your positive emotions and fill you up with darkness and sadness. An ESV © is naturally an unhappy son of a bitch and will drag you down to his level at all costs. He is a real pisser.
Some of them do this consciously, some don’t even realize they do it but can’t help it. The danger is there nonetheless.
If you suspect you are in contact with an ESV, call your doctor and RUN THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE EVIL CREATURE.
Life is too short to be corrupted by some nasty bitter fucks.
Now I’m not saying we can’t bitch here and there, shit gets fucked up and you need to vent.. I know that, but when you are dealing with someone who is consistently moody and cunty and is always messing up your vibes,that’s a no-no.
Find yourself someone who wants you to rise up and succeed along with them, not someone who wants to weep all day.
DON’T LET THE BI-POLAR CHICKS WHO GIVE GOOD HEAD BUT STIR UP SHIT AND CAUSE DRAMA RUIN YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
DON’T LET THAT HOMIE RUIN YOUR MOTIVATION AND TELL YOU AIN’T GONNA MAKE IT.
GET YOURSELF AN ASPIRING KING.
GET YOURSELF AN UPLIFTING QUEEN.
Signed, a formerly miserab cunt.
Change is coming.