It was another gloomy fucking morning where I accidentally (seriously, I promise) found your old voice recordings. With that innocent sexy voice of yours that would cause a celibate and chaste monk to spunk instantly.
And I listened and I laughed and maybe even began redirecting blood flow to my nether region unintentionally.
And I smiled.
Thinking about how we could have been such an absolutely fucking dynamite couple.
We could have had a lovely garden together..
Some cute dogs!
A shared metal playlist.
And daily no holds barred fuckfests that involve me giving you multiple edged orgasms and putting you in a choker customized to my liking.
Babygirl you really missed out..
If I could bottle up my lust for you I’d sell it as a high end aphrodisiac on premium market auctions like the Wu-Tang did.
You annoying twat, shame.
Stop showing your delicious tits on IG too.
Don’t stop actually.
I fucking miss you so bad.
Bitch, tomorrow is a new day.
I don’t love these hoes, no matter how cute!
DOOT DOOOOT DOOT!