2020s Foreign War 2: Electric Boogaloo

Soak in the scenes, fellas.
Pumpkin spice infused warm beverages, leaves blowing gently through the air calmingly and most importantly the war mongering scumbags of humanity wasting your tax money to lazily fight a battle that they don’t reaaaally want to end. Oh boy.

That’s right. Today we’re discussing WAR.

I heard a beautiful quote to describe war by a Vietnam veteran and it goes as follows..
“War is where the young and happy get sent to die by the old and miserable.” Can I get a truuuuuue?
Well, the funny thing is war wasn’t always like this.
War used to be very real and not just a money laundering scheme to milk the Senate.

Back in the day of sandals and crotch capes, when you went to war you had a very real threat. Yeah.
You were basically doing the work of God, fighting to your last breath the preserve your culture.
The ancient Canaanites didn’t have rockets or dumb drones hovering over their heads, it was mountain sized half-breed cunts like Goliath coming to fuck shit up and take loot.
What happened?

Well, basically the world turned into shit in every possible way and as we were neutered into soft stains of jizz in every facet of life naturally that also involves combat and war.
You have an industry that milks and drains the ball-sacks of poor soldiers but denies them the honor and dignity of combat.
You train kids to shoot, kill, rescue but somewhere along those lines came the Luciferian advocates that wax hypocrisy about human rights while lining their pockets in Raytheon stocks.

So you’re told to shoot, but it’s shoot knees and not skulls. Bastard stabbed an old woman and you made the world happier one sheep fucker less? Go to jail, hero. You did your job too well.
It’s all a big illusion. Because an effective army is against Da Plan. The big lie can’t keep on without enemies. So you can do your job well, just not TOO WELL.

Start a war every few years, good people die, milk money, buy/sell stocks, profit, inflation, elections, profit and profit and profit, rinse repeat.

May Allah send wolves to bite those “leaders” in their atrophied cocks.
Speaking of big lies and hypocrites…
The average dumb fuck that reacts to war is no innocent party.
Feeding all the fugazi, watching the fake news. Yes, even during war it’s a big fake. They give just enough information to make you mad and scared but not the real information of the horrors because if the average citizen knew what was going on he would get a brain and buy illegal weapons and take the law into his own hands like all the intelligent children of God believe we should do.
No, no… not good. Make memes, and spread bad propaganda clips.

What about foreign combatants and invaders?
Oh, thanks for asking.
Kill them all. This is war. The international laws for honorable combat are a joke. Rapists in tunnels don’t care about going to court. They’re dying anyway. It’s torture and sodomy, friends.
Public square hanging, eye removal. Icepicks in the testicles. Live on TV. The govs sell us out for pleasure and gain so at least let us get satisfaction against the rivals you picked out for us.

I love life. I love nature. I hate unnecessary violence.
But God said eye for an eye. And sometimes I wanna take a leg too.

Nothing personal though. Hate of the enemy blinds you. It’s just to send a message. I am not a fanatic. May the best man win.

The average reader of this esoteric piece isn’t rational. He has “sides” and “winners and losers.”
No such thing. Everyone loses in war. The only win is seeing through the bullshit, keeping your loved ones safe and protecting your mind.

I’m done. All I can really say is…
Peace.
😉

I Could Have Fucked Cher

After an hiatus from “writing” and too much free time which resulted in excessive nut tugging, let’s tell the freshly squeezed tale of how my desire to climb up Cher’s skirt was foiled by two oddballs.

It was a warm-ish summer night when my friend and I decided to hit up the local pub armed with cigars and Zippo lighters for some good vibes and the potential of having our face washed with waxed cooch.

We sat down and lit up that Dominicano tobacco, looking extremely sexy and possibly menacing if you are a skinny twink passing by.

Suddenly, our waitress (?) arrived to provide service smelling the potential for tips and the masculine pheromones.

Instantly, I could tell I wanted to paint the walls of my house with her vaginal fluids. She was a fairly tall, mildly alternative looking chick with a cute face that desperately needed my wad over it.

I made random convo to break ice and bust balls (ovaries?), asked her name and introduced myself.

Her name was Cher. Like the singer but less cringey and probably better looking with a collar on.

I won’t bore with lame details of what was said, this isn’t a game site. I will say she seemed legit interested and not just tip whoring.

I sent her off to fetch me wine and then trouble came..

A mildly inebriated lad sitting near inquired about our cigars and tried to make convo. Seeing as I ain’t a cunt with ego, I indulged him and we chatted a bit.

He seemed harmless at first. Spoke Italian, former bartender. Odd looking but friendly. He drank about two liters of beer. He was with his Russian friend. A funny fat lad who screams instead of talking. Alright, they were entertaining. We let em join the table.

WHAT. A. FUCKING. MISTAKE.

What started as innocent cigar and travel talk turned into them yelling about politics and scaring off every women in sight. Including Cher. I went from baller mafioso to unwanted personality because I let myself be seen with those fuckers.

The Russian dude started ranting about blacks in front of the African workers and if it wasn’t for me he might have gotten stabbed.

Goddamnit. There I was talking to a beautiful goth-lite chick who produces techno that was probably up to swallow my kids in the bathroom and these fuckers scared her off.

They were so thrilled to be near us, I felt like a hassled celebrity. They even followed us to our car.

Was this how Sinatra had to deal with fans?

Anyway, I didn’t fuck Cher. I could have. Might go back there sometime soon and eat her asshole if possible. Hope this was good content.

Fuck off.