It’s a good day to be alive. It’s yet another step in our global path to Armageddon.
The sun is shining, birds are chirping, my head and testicles are equally in pain and both sport throbbing veins.
You wake up, down some painkillers and sext a barley legal e-girl.
She calls you daddy while her dad spents countless hours tearing up every night because she’s a fucking whore.
You eat some cottage, your gut becomes inflamed and you wanna throw up. You don’t but it hurts so you smoke a gas station cigar. The Cuban one is too pricey to waste right now.
The cheap tobacco clogs your lungs slowly but surly and the horrid taste distracts you from the never-ending pain of 2020.
You post seductive muscle pics to IG and troll some stuck up communist sluts with loose pussies. It’s very fun.
You bully your little brothers because you are bored due to government not letting you leave home because the plan is to kill the spirit of the already broken youth.
Maybe you watch Netflix while daydreaming about the Golden Days of the Mafia.
You go to bed. Can’t sleep.
Rinse and repeat.
Good morning. Fuck you.