HOW GREAT

I never truly appreciated God because I thought he cursed me to a life of suffering for no reason whatsoever. I was mad that everyone around me had functioning livers, endless money leaking out their asshole and constant happiness while I swallowed puke and blood like a borderline cripple.

And after years of melancholy and struggle, I came to a realization on one rainy night that God put me through all this pain to test me. To see if I was worthy of welding the gift I was about to receive.

Now I ain’t no gospel singer, I don’t obey the commandments. But I respect God. God is KING. God made me a LEGEND. He had to shit on me for 20 years for me to realize it though.

Now I know my worth in this world. I am a LEGEND. I see through the deceptions of the Matrix while everyone else eats soy and drinks cheap vodka. My soul had to die so I can rise up as the resilient warrior I’m supposed to be. My name and reputation as nasty as they might be, will never be forgotten amongst those I meet. I will live on in their hearts. What more can I ask for? A tiny mark left is a mark nonetheless.

God molds us into what we need to be in order to keep the world moving. I think God put me here in this circus called Earth to inspire, provoke thought among normies and motivate. And that’s what I am gonna do. For all the misfits, freaks, whores and nerds.. I AM YOUR CHAMPION.

BELIEVING IN GOD IS BELIEVING IN YOURSELF.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE FOR YOUR MAKER.

HELP FIX THIS BROKEN WORLD.

You don’t have to quit the booze and the pussy to do something that puts a smile on Gods face. Start by being a better human and spreading LOVE. Your love and HIS.

HOW GREAT IS OUR GOD?

22 Semi-Serious Rules For The Aspiring Rebellious Degenerate

1. Never go past 1 day without a shower.
2. Always brush your teeth with fluoride free toothpaste.
3A. Never miss an injection.
3B. Inject gear if you don’t already.
4. Don’t apologize unless absolutely necessary.
5. When you get punched, show no mercy and punch so hard they will never touch you again.
6. Try to read books.
7. Be aware that social media is a cancer and you are dumbing yourself down when using it.
8. Pull her hair.
9. Respect God, even if you don’t adhere to religion.
10. Denounce Satan.
11. Never trust the establishment.
12. Always doubt the information you are given, do independent research.
13. Don’t use drugs to get high, use drugs that elevate your body and consciousness.
14. Be upfront with people, even if they don’t like you for it. Nothing is worse than a manipulator.
15. Don’t consume vegetable oils and soy products.
16. Learn how to kill, but don’t apply it.
17. Be kind to your fellow men unless they are cunts.
18. Be a man of your word. When you say something, follow up on your word.
19. Take care of your hormonal health like life depends on it. It does.
20. Never allow anyone agency over your life. You make your own choices for better or worse.
21. Keep eye contact with your lady when receiving fellatio.
22. Never give up on the process.

The Benefits of Fucking Up

Messing shit up is never a pleasant experience. Whether it’s something minor like accidentally sending porn to your aunt or something more serious like destroying a great relationship and losing a dream job, mistakes ALWAYS suck.

But that’s a part of life. Always was, always will be. You gotta learn how to handle mistakes. Your stupid ass will inevitably make them.

Making mistakes is actually a good thing. Without error, there is no progress. That’s why I always bounce back quickly whenever I screw up (which happens a lot). I analyze whatever stupid shit I did and try to make sure I don’t ever do that again. Although, most of times my dumbass tends to repeat the same errors.. WHICH IS JUST FINE!

Eventually we will all learn our lessons. That’s the point. I’m actually pleased every time I screw the pooch because I gain more insights and as a result improve as a man. The shit we eat now will eventually become sweet creamy chocolate. Yum.

Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.

I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO FUCK UP UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME! APPROACH A HOTTIE AND GET REJECTED, TRY TO BENCH 500 LBS AND DROP THE BAR.. CRASH AND BURN, BABY! THAT’S HOW YOU GROW!

Guarantee something positive will come out of it because you will know better come next time. You better.

Disclaimer: Don’t anything TOO stupid on purpose, yeah? But put yourself out there. Life will reward ya.